cheeky food, food humor, phallic vegetables

I bought this at the Farmers Market this morning from one of the stands near Longfellow Books. It was purely for comical reasons and completely blew away the ‘Crazy Carrots’ I traded some stuff for at Freedom Farms tent.

I did, however, have to purchase other squashes to hide the phallic find in my bag when I brought it to the woman at the register. I blush easily and would have been redder than a boiled Lobster.